Origin
Ok…so maybe this isn’t exactly the origin of the domain name…but it happened shortly after the purchase.
| I received this e-mail the day after I purchased this domain name: |
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Hi, Matt. I’m D____ F_______, from ________ Canada, … and I love using the internet, and often look for interesting domains. Wow, I couldn’t believe it as I had a brainwave to suddenly check out your domain name, just to see if someone bought such a unique domain name such as yours of … www.DontUseTheInternet.com And guess what, I see that just yesturday, you bought it, too … wow, what coincidence. I doubt if I would have ever bought the name, myself, but who knows, and if I would have, I would have been so dissappointed that I missed buying it by one day. Anyway, I suppose I am curious just as to why you would actually buy a domain such as this? Is it just for unique novel purposes (such as to what I would have used it for), or is it that you actually do not believe in using the net, if I may ask? Ok, well pleased to have made your aqquaintance, and if you don’t reply, well I will just have to return to your site, sometime and check it out to see what you will put up on it (as at present you only have the “parent dir” bye for now, D_____ |
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| To which I replied: |
Hi, D_____ I don’t believe in using the internet. Everytime someone uses it, God kills a puppy. -Matt |
| Surprisingly he replied: |
Hello, agian, Matt … (ignore spelling errors, my spell check isn’t working at present) Thanks for the interesting reply to my email … LOL,, that is so cool .. not only do we probably actually think alot in similar fashion, but it would seem that we also have the same type of humour as well (BTW, in Canada, we spell “homour” with a “U” - LOL), .. plus also, too, when I was curious about your university, (I picked up on this through your plymoth.edu domain that your email is through), I did a search and happened to find out that you’ve done some humanitarian habitat work. That is also so cool, as I’m big into random acts of kindness!!!!! I also see that you stayed at a church, too (during your building of the house), and wonder if you are a christian, as I am. Anyway, … if you don’t mind a bit of a ramble from myself in the remainder of this email, well I just have a couple of things that I want to bounce off of you as seeing that you do a lot of computer stuff. You see, as I, myself, am in the market for buying some domain names (actually I have been for a long time, already - and have been monitoring the whole domain name aspects for quite some time - and have found other really cool domain names that I may buy), however due to varying circumstances, I just haven’t yet. When NameZero.com were giving out free domain names a number of years ago, I snapped up a couple, but because I live in Canada, well their promotions that they used to “pay” for these domain names (such as when people signed up, well they “propagandized” them to death - although people were aware of that), were mostly geered towards Amercian people (I hope this sentance made sense). In fact because of me, they probably discountinued their service, because I suppose that they hadn’t taken into account that Canadians would “see” their offer, and therefore not take advantage of it, thus when I signed up, well they “had” My point being in sharing this, is that for whatever reason I havn’t been able to get a credit card for the last while, becuase I have found myself never really needing, nor using credit, so to speak, well therefore CC companies now refuse me credit. Thus because a lot of online commerce is doing through CC, well I can’t do any business online. Now with Paypal, though, I can at least do business, but havn’t as of yet because of other varying circumstances that have gotten in the way. Now that I have some things in better order, again, as soon as everything is activated through paypal, I am hoping to do some buying, soon. Now as I said in my first email, I have used the internet a lot, and in fact I even operate the kindness search engine online, although I haven’t done too much with it recently, but I hope to update it a lot of it in the next short while. I also am planning, too, to start up a whole new internet as well. With these types of notions that I wish to do online, well because they are of global, “mass” porportions, I have had to really think through all of the forseeable problems that one may encounter, and because there are a lot, well naturally it can be overwhelming, and almost to the point of whether it would be worth it to really sink my energies into all this online stuff. As I’ve thought of all the things that I have done in my life so far, and of all the other things that great people have done, well way back when (before there was the internet), people succeeded just fine without it, and also, then, never had to face so many of the potential problems, either, that can be possed upon a person if someone sabatoges their efforts online - Yikes. Hmmm … so while I am on the brink of hopfully doing all this, well I then got the notion that perhaps God has been sparing me from all of this, so far, by having been making it so difficult in doing any “business” online so far (remember I said I was a christian, earlier - and God can sometimes spare people of heartache because He knows the future). Also because I do know of people who are “Internet Paraniod”, if I can put it that way, and because of my own temporary apprehensions, it hit me that just perhaps there may be people out there actually “using” the internet in an ironic way, by putting up information to discourage people, and I suppose that is where I got this silly idea for checking out to see if someone had the domain name of yours - LOL Ok, I suppose I could ramble on more, here, but I think that you can read between the lines as to what I am all refeering to, and so if you have any comments and wish to reply, please do so, otherwise I will understand if you don’t, too, because we could probably tie up a lot of our time in discussing things, especially if we really do have many more things in common. Finally, do you “know” many “mennonites” from around your area, if I may ask … I am from mennonite background, although very much different from those mennonites, there, … in fact I almost consider myself a “non” mennonite, now, because of how some are … and even though they are a religious group, yet even though I am a christian, I don’t believe in as to how their religion is. Ok, I hope that you haven’t minded this long email … … bye for now, D___ in Canada. |
| This was getting interesting…so I replied: |
Heya- Your e-mail was long and entertaining! I am slightly unclear on what you were getting at when you said you are “starting a new internet.” I’d be interested in elaboration on that point if you have the time -Matt |
| Introducing…a New Internet!: |
A new internet??? Hello, again, Matt … thanks for the fact that you found my email entertaining, despite it’s length. Obviously we all hope to be able to write in such a fashion so as to have any information that we pass on to be compelling enough to get a response. |
